What is this marketing coming down the pike? Am I really supposed to groove on Donkey’s BIG BUTT ditty and believe we weren’t REALLY supposed to tease the fuck out of fattyass Lori in grade seven? Fuckyou! FAT is FAT is FAT. STOP your bullshit lies, I ain’t buying it assclowns…
Speaking the unspeakable? No. YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FAT !
You know those warm fuzzy feelings that make us want to be with a person more than anything? These do not come from our hearts, as popularized by romantic folklore, but mostly from our brains. We fall in love for a number of reasons, and our body responds accordingly with a cocktail of hormones strong enough to get us hooked.
From giant Cowbells to crazy pin trading fanatics, this Olympic freight train is rolling along on course and Whistler has come alive – even more alive that it usually is.
From (see photos above) one Queen (Latifa) to another – Governor General Michaelle Jean (the Queen’s representative in Canada), the past few days have been a blend of live concerts, giant cowbells, multimedia art shows, national pride, gold medals and beer – lots of beer.
From sneaking into Swiss House after their gold medal win in Men’s Downhill to attending the Women’s Luge finals and today’s exciting and dramatic Ladies’ Downhill, it’s been a blast so far!
Barenaked Ladies are playing in Whistler’s Village Square tonight, and then, there’s always the hope of getting into the Our Lady Peace concert tonight. The rest of the Games are bound to bring more adventures and we’re really just getting warmed up!
It isn’t often you see an African man in a leopard-print ski jacket on Blackcomb’s Horstman Glacier.
We’ve all seen the movie Cool Runnings, which tells the story of the Jamaican Bobsleigh team and their quest for the 1988 Olympic Winter Games in Calgary. This winter, the eyes of the world will be on Kwame Nkrumah-Acheampong, Ghana’s first and only Olympic skier.
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Samantha Black
As you know, Vancouver will host the 2010 Winter Olympics.
Here are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously, the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
As the Chinese juggernaut “plants” the Olympic Torch at the top of the world, ACTUALLY uttering the phrase : “Long Live Tibet” : (I’M GOING TO BE FUCKING SICK…) those commie pricks must think everybody’s stupid!
At the risk of revealing my age, do YOU also remember when the world’s most powerful nation (at that time) “the good ‘ol USA” cautioned us against the evils of communism? Yet, TODAY those same fuckers buy just about EVERYTHING from the Chinese pinko bastards! WTF?!
Look for our | CHINA Syndrome® | show in the Fall Programming Guide (VIP MEMBERS) We shake a few trees and see who falls out! Libertà motherfuckers! (Oh, yeah, I forgot, Cuba; my bad…)
"The greatest evil is not done in those sordid dens of evil that Dickens loved to paint ... but is conceived and ordered ( moved, seconded carried and minuted ) in clear, carpeted, warmed, well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices"
-- C.S. Lewis [1898-1963]
from The Screwtape Letters
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