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45 Days from another Disaster?

Recently deceased Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (L) Real-estate mogul with bad hair. (R)

The 2020 U.S. presidential election will be held on Tuesday, November 3rd. This is perhaps one of the most talked-about and contentious elections in recent history.

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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

The basics of basic income…

2 be or not to be. Questions?

This could be the impetus to really, radically simplify how people access income support from the government

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And the World Stands Still…

Here’s hoping you’re all taking the necessary precautions as outlined by the WHO in Geneva https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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Will Democracy return to America?

There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.

Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)

So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.

DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!

This little assclown has tweeted his last insult…

CUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

This weekend’s lazy ass movie is called: CUCK

A little something that showed up in the download cue WITH mixed reviews.

Poor, sad America – this portrayal hits so close to home, that all the right-wing assholes have taken to bashing the shit out of this fucker. Too bad, because that means those boys in need of MENTAL HELP the most won’t get a chance to see themselves reflected here and won’t seek treatment.

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Transtesticles in the U.S. Army?

  • Here’s how I feel about the American military:

Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fucking story. I don’t care how many push-ups you can do – put on a helmet, go wait in that fox hole. We’ll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. I’ve been watching all these Congressional hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits going, “The esprit de corps will be affected, and we are such a mora …” Excuse me, but aren’t you all a bunch of fucking hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let you know.

https://forums.bowsite.com/TF/bgforums/thread.cfm?forum=1&threadid=464675&MESSAGES=8&FF=CMT

The Science behind falling in love

You know those warm fuzzy feelings that make us want to be with a person more than anything? These do not come from our hearts, as popularized by romantic folklore, but mostly from our brains. We fall in love for a number of reasons, and our body responds accordingly with a cocktail of hormones strong enough to get us hooked.

Read more here:

https://www.msn.com/en-au/lifestyle/other/the-science-behind-falling-in-love/ss-BBTwwYx

WARNING: The United States of America is a very dangerous place. Up Next on The Anonymous Show.

Apparently FLAG BURNING is a big thing for some Americans. For others, it’s fair demonstration – freedom of expression.

America is a very dangerous place. It is owned and operated by greedy elitist capitalists, filled with poor, uneducated, physically and mentally ill people who value alcohol, food, handguns, money, religion and war. (In that order :-))

Their mass media is used to fuel an impossible fantasy called “The American Dream” to control the populace and keep them ignorant of the fact the rest of the world hates their hypocritical smugness and murdering ways. You would do well to never set foot in that country.

You won’t miss a thing!

Teenage Mutant Ninja W-T-F!?

No better way to wake up every morning than having a surprised Michelangelo on your honker – He looks equally as surprised to be on this guy’s nose than people who first see this tattoo.

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Texans to murder yet another one.

Pretty worrisome that this guy has to have his shirts labelled. Don’t Texans know who their elected representatives are?

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It’s time to stop killing animals.

“Cunting” is a way of life in some countries (U.K) but it’s 2018!

Listen in 2019 as we hunt the hunters and explain what the word “civilization” means.

FRANKENFONE© | Can YOU put it down?

It’s a brave new world. And it’s affecting you daily in a most insidious way – the death of intimacy and the lost art of conversation. Many people simply cannot relate to others unless a keyboard is present. Read the rest of this entry »

NEWZ! « This is NOT Amerika®

German Chancellor Angela Merkel and THE REST OF THE WORLD attempt to reason with the spoon-fed U.S. schoolboy. EMBARRASSING!

After 10 years at this, we’re bringing back an oldie but goodie. Starting in October 2018, we will crack open the audio vault and re-release highlights and Newlights of our award-winning series on fucked-up America.

We tried to stay away, but this trump fucker just keeps getting stupider and stupider! In short, there is just TOO MUCH FREE comedy GOLD to resist. This MORON keeps handing out beauties that just beg to be fondled…

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