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R.J. Reynolds To The Rescue!
September 2, 2009 at 1:43 am · Filed under Advertising, American Capitalism, Assclowns, Commie Bastards, Consumption, Crap, Death Penalty, DrugZ®, Game Play, Hack THIS !!, Healthy Living, Hi-Tech, Musings™, Personal Growth, Politically Correct, Propaganda, Rantz, Upcoming Shows, Weird Shit and tagged: assbags, bars, booze hounds, brainless, Camel, camel toe, Death, Evil, Fuck!, genius, government, health, nicotine, nightclubs, non-smokers, R.J. Reynolds, smokeless, smokers, smokes, spitless, tobacco

Camel Sticks come in the form of a stick, hence the clever name “Stick.” Camel Orbs are fun little pellets of poison. Camel Strips bear a resemblance to those Listerine breath strip thing-a-ma-fucks.
It is the general consensus amongst non-smokers that those who do partake of the tobacco, which is laced with many deadly, yet delicious chemicals, neatly wrapped in pretty paper, are the literal equivalent to the literal scum that resides on this earth. In the name of health, and in efforts to rid our society of such foulness, or merely to straight up piss off highly addicted, murderously stressed to fuck smokers, bars and night clubs across the nation continue to ban smoking within their establishments. So, not only are smokers shunned by McDonald’s and other choke ‘n’ puke eateries, but they are also segregated from their fellow booze hounds and barflies. Boohoo!
Fortunately, leading tobacco manufacturer and evil genius, R.J. Reynolds, has devised a brilliant solution that will benefit both smokers and non.
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