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FINALLY! Fuckface puts it together

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

Al•ke•haul | nightmare in a bottle™️

Kindra M. Austin is an indie author and editor from Chesaning, Michigan. In 2008, she began blogging under different pseudonyms while briefly moonlighting as a writer/editor/internet radio personality for the Anonymous®️ Radio Show. Mrs. Austin is the founder of Blank Paper Press, and co-founder of Indie Blu(e) Publishing.

Alcohol addiction is nothing new. Our latest PodShow™️ explores the lasting impact of this ancient gift from the Indians and chronicles the lives that have been destroyed by its abuse.

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Merry Christmas to all (you too!)

Not EVERYBODY is so lucky…

Depending on your time zone, you may already have had some… Sandwich, Sex, Cookies and maybe even a little Creme… HAVE AT IT IF YOU CAN !!

Santa has come and gone in most parts of the world leaving a wide swath of happiness and good cheer – for some.

The destruction this past week in the Philippines, the angst and anger the Palestinians are feeling, the daily events that occur beyond Christmas cheer leave some people in NO mood to celebrate. How about you?

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The song goes “Peace on Earth” CAN IT BE?

Leave your Comment below.

PS: my only regret this week is not being able to bag the world’s biggest turkey (HINT: Lives in NYC and Washington – baad haircut!) So the only thing in the oven this afternoon will be small children with puppy dogs for dessert!!

Save Your Soul…for only $120!

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Visit the Holy Land Experience for free on your birthday! - Just bring proof of your birthday to the ticket booth. We'll also have a special treat to help celebrate! Yeah man, FREE. Cuz that's the ONLY fuckin' way you'll see my ass there...

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Christmas Tree Traditions

christmas-angelWhen four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

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Deception controversy 2008

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The belief in Santa Claus by children is widespread. In an AP-AOL News poll, 86% of American adults believed in Santa as children, with the age of 8 being the average for stopping to believe he is real, although 15% still believed after the age of 10.[39] In New Zealand, 85 percent of 4-year-old children and 65 percent of 6-year-olds believe in Santa Claus.[40]

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The Night Before Christmas (1933) Original Version

Just in time for Christmas! This is the original version of the classic Disney Silly Symphonies short. American “Ethnic Humour” was the norm in these early days, so viewer discretion is advised.

Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire – Anthony Benedetto

We need a Democrat. Right Fucking Now!!

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Money. That’s what I want.

I have given a great deal of thought as to what I would purchase if ever I won eleventy bajillion dollars playing the lottery.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am a selfish sort and would most likely spend all of my cash on every ridiculously frivolous thing that tickled my fancy.  In the event that I should become obscenely wealthy, I have composed a list of items (after no more than 3 seconds of thought) that I realized I absolutely shant live without :

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NEWSFLASH: Mr. Anonymous® JUST FOUND! Osama Bin Laden, (in time for Memorial Day!!)

Hey GEORGE!: WHERE’s my reward? Assclown!!
THESE FUCKING OIL PRICES ARE killing ME 🙂

WHY WE SPIN THE DREIDEL

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An old legend relates how the Hanukkah dreidel was invented during the time of the Maccabees.

Antiochus, the Syrian tyrant, forbade the study of Torah or the gathering of Jews in their synagogues.  But the Jews would not forsake the Torah.  So they met secretly in small groups and in hidden places and studied the Torah by heart.  In that way, if one forgot a passage, another who remembered could teach it to him while a third person served as a lookout at the door.  When soldiers approached, a warning was given and the group would quickly break up and disappear through back doors and secret passages.

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Strange News

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Santa on Cross Protests Commercialism
AP – Sat, 22 Dec 2007 15:54:57 -0500 (EST)

Art Conrad has an issue with the commercialism of Christmas, and his protest has gone way beyond just shunning the malls or turning off his television. The Bremerton resident nailed Santa Claus to a 15-foot crucifix in front of his house.

“Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be,” Conrad said. “Now he’s the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff.”

A photo of the crucified Santa adorns his Christmas cards, with the message “Santa died for your MasterCard.”

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A Lawyer’s Christmas

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Hi Mr. Anonymous®,

Is this what you read to your kids?

T’was the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the

annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence,

kinetic energy was not in evidence among the possessors of this
potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus
Musculus. Hosiery was meticulously suspended from the forward edge
of the woodburning caloric apparatus, pursuant to our anticipatory
pleasure regarding an imminent visitation from an eccentric
philanthropist among whose folkloric appellations is the honorific
St. Nicholas.

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