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Donald’s no longer on Twitter!
NOW YOU KNOW what was making this boy so batshit krazy!! She was constantly blessed with a headache, gun and jewels – go girl!!
Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️
Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!
And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!
Read the rest of this entry »THE POEM about never giving in…
In these trying times, some of you may have been slammed down and maybe u wondered about getting back up. Do get up. ONWARD!
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance,
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!
JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!
Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!
A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.
Read the rest of this entry »Profile:Leprechaun Wtfuckechaun?
A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán/ luchorpán) is a type of fairy of the Aos Sí in Irish folklore. They are usually depicted as little bearded men, wearing a coat and hat, who partake in mischief. They are solitary creatures who spend their time making and mending shoes and have a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If captured by a human, they often grant three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Like other Irish fairies, leprechauns may be derived from the Tuatha Dé Danann.[1] Leprechaun-like creatures rarely appear in Irish mythology and only became prominent in later folklore.
Merry Christmas to all (you too!)
Not EVERYBODY is so lucky…
Depending on your time zone, you may already have had some… Sandwich, Sex, Cookies and maybe even a little Creme… HAVE AT IT IF YOU CAN !!
Santa has come and gone in most parts of the world leaving a wide swath of happiness and good cheer – for some.
The destruction this past week in the Philippines, the angst and anger the Palestinians are feeling, the daily events that occur beyond Christmas cheer leave some people in NO mood to celebrate. How about you?
The song goes “Peace on Earth…” CAN IT BE?
Leave your Comment below.
PS: my only regret this week is not being able to bag the world’s biggest turkey (HINT: Lives in NYC and Washington – baad haircut!) So the only thing in the oven this afternoon will be small children with puppy dogs for dessert!!
We really miss Bill Hicks
- I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
DOUBLE TAP:
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”
The Ogre in Germany
“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
Hitler 2.0 or just Donald Fuck?
Just trying to decide on the naming convention to use for the next four to eight (fuck noooo!!) years to refer to this complete asshole the amerkins recently elected to office.
Somehow either just doesn`t seem extreme enough. If you`re looking for the definition of the word `terror-ist-a` you will only have to wait until fuckface tightens àmerica’s grip on the world stage. You just KNOW the reason`s he`s sucking Putine`s dick is because THAT asshole is the ONLY other world `leader?`(can I say LEADER and TRUMP in the same sentence without a vomit bag handy?) that won`t use their military muscle as long as Trump remains a capilist pig and keeps wiring the money to Moscow!!
The Chinese may actually bomb his sorry ass and he knows it. Problem with that scenario is those toys at McDonalds will quadruple in price and the profits will plunge. Don`t forget, Donny wants another term…
What more to say? Leave a comment below with your suggestions for naming dickhead and we`ll pick the best from the list.
Vote for your fave by clicking the thumbs up or down and let`s see what we get. I vote shit head! because it can`t be anything other than crap on that guy`s head that did all the damage to his hair like that.
GO!! Patriots
Couple waited nine years to open special wedding present!
Kathy and Brandon Gunn have been married for 9 years, but until recently they still had one unopened wedding present sitting in their closet.
Afternoon Siesta Anyone?
Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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Scenes of a Small Town
Showboat City Antiquated town– Obsolete? Old wooden sign posts Name our streets. The park has marble for the brave– Thank you all for the lives you gave. This is the sidewalk, A…
Source: Scenes of a Small Town
5 Million Farmers Sue Monsanto for $7.7 Billion
5 Million Farmers Sue Monsanto for $7.7 Billion.
YES !!!!!!!!!
The Civil Wars perform “I’ve Got This Friend”
These two are amazing !!
For more information about The Civil Wars, check out their website.
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