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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!
January 10, 2021 at 11:38 am · Filed under 2021, ACTivism, America, Assclowns, Bullshit, Commie Bastards, Corona Virus, Crap, Democra-see?, DrugZ®, Dug Up, Feedback, Free, Freedom of Speech, Games, Gun-Play, Humor Me, Inbred Island, Internet, Jokes, LOW Tech, Performance, Phat Phucks, Politically INcorrect, Poverty, Propaganda, Proud Boys, Racism, Rantz, Religion, Religious Right, Republican'ts, Sad Newz, Short & Shallow, Socialism, Strange News, Sunday Series®, Surveillance, Toonz, Trump, U.S.A., Weird Shit and tagged: 911, Alcohol, alcoholism, anarchy, Assclowns, Barack Obama, Big Brother, Blood for Oil, Bullshit, Censorship, CHANGE, Cocaine, Cocksucker, Commies, Crap, Creepy, Death, Disaster, Facebook, Fascism, Free Tibet, Fuck!, GREED, Humor, Internet Filtering, Jesus Christ!!!, Julian Assange, Lost In Space, Marilyn Manson, Marriage, Mental Health, Merry Christmas!, Mormons, Morons, Motherfucker, Murder, Parenting, Peace, Planned Parenthood, Privacy, Rednecks, Religion, Republicans, Retards, scientology, Shit, Slavery, Social Networking, STAY-IN-SCHOOL!, Taser, Television, TORTURE, Twitter, Weed, WTF?, Yeah Baby!!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.
Say what?
Read the rest of this entry »MORE on the final Trump Dump
November 14, 2020 at 1:20 am · Filed under 2020, ACTivism, America, Anonymous® Radio Show, Assclowns, Bullshit, Climate Change, Democra-see?, Dump, Humor Me, Jokes, Politically INcorrect, Proud Boys, Racism, Republican'ts, Short & Shallow, Trump, Weird Shit and tagged: 911, alcoholism, Barack Obama, China, Christmas, Clown, Fascism, Idiots, Marriage, Republicans, Taser, Twitter

It’s certainly interesting that, after having spent the last several years threatening his political opponents with jail time, and encouraging his followers to chant “Lock Her Up” about Hillary Clinton, Trump might be facing prison right now. Whether or not he will actually go — or even face charges — remains unknown, but Trump sure seems scared about the prospect. In recent weeks, the president has reportedly expressed his concerns over ongoing investigations and the potential for new ones to his advisers, The New York Timesreports.
Perhaps that’s why he’s spent the last three years asking aides whether he could preemptively pardon himself and his family.
Irony sure can be sweet.
COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update
May 28, 2020 at 11:21 pm · Filed under 2020, anti-american, Assclowns, Corona Virus, Crap, Genetic Modification, Gun-Play, Humor Me, Inbred Island, Jokes, LOW Tech, Mother's Day, Phat Phucks, Politically Correct, Poverty, Racism, Republican'ts, Short & Shallow, Strange News, U.S.A., Weird Shit and tagged: 911, Abortion, Alcohol, Assclowns, Barack Obama, Big Brother, Blood for Oil, Bullshit, Cocaine, communism, Crap, Creepy, Cunt, Death, Facebook, FOX, FuckMyCousinPlease!, Gay, God, Humor, Idiots, Iowa, Jesus, Jesus Christ!!!, Mental Health, Murder, Parenting, Pirate Bay, Piss, Rape, Rednecks, Religion, Republicans, Retards, scientology, Slavery, Taser, Television, Twitter, WTF?
Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!
January 14, 2020 at 1:11 am · Filed under 2020, Africa, Bullshit, Comediennes, Dug Up, Educational, Game Play, Humor Me, Interactive, Internet, Poverty, Sexuality, Short & Shallow, Weird Shit and tagged: 911, Alcohol, alcoholism, Assclowns, Cocksucker, Commies, Crap, Creepy, Don’t you believe it lover boy!, Free Tibet, God, GREED, Humor, Internet Filtering, Jesus Christ!!!, Julian Assange, Lost In Space, Marriage, Merry Christmas!, Mormons, Motherfucker, PHISHING, Planned Parenthood, Poetry, Rednecks, Religion, Retards, Sex, Social Networking, Spam, Tits, WTF?, Yeah Baby!!
How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.
What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.
I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.
Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own
Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.
[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]
I will be glad to hear from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,
Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.
WAR is always about Land+Money
October 1, 2019 at 11:35 pm · Filed under anti-american, Bullet Control, Bullshit, Consumption, Death Penalty, Documentaries, Dug Up, Educational, Free, Game Play, Gun-Play, Hi-Tech, History, Jokes, Our Planet, PODSHOW, Politically Correct, Poverty, Propaganda, Queer, Quickies, Racism, Religion, Republican'ts, SHOCKED & AWED, Short & Shallow, Socialism, Upcoming Shows, USA Death Machine!, Venusian and tagged: 911, alcoholism, Assclowns, Barack Obama, Blood for Oil, Chemical Weapons, China, Chinese Communist Party, Crap, Death, Fascism, Free Tibet, GREED, Humor, Mental Health, Motherfucker, Murder, Peace, Rape, Rednecks, Religion, Republicans, Senseless Killing, STAY-IN-SCHOOL!, TORTURE, War, Wikileaks, WTF?
The Vietnam draft was WHITE People sending BLACK People to make war on the YELLOW People to defend land they stole from THE RED PEOPLE !
And Now! – this important message!
August 3, 2019 at 6:54 pm · Filed under 2019, Africa, Anonymous® Radio Show, Assclowns, BEST of the Web, Bullshit, Dug Up, Dump, Educational, England, Faves, Feedback, Game Play, Humor Me, Interactive, Internet, Poverty, Quickies, Short & Shallow, Show Sponsors, Suggestions, SUMMER SERIES™, Sunday Series®, Weird Shit and tagged: 911, alcoholism, BAN TASERS, Cocksucker, Creepy, Disaster, GREED, Humor, Internet Filtering, Jesus, Julian Assange, Merry Christmas!, Motherfucker, Poetry, Privacy, Retards, Shit, Slavery, Spam, Taser, TORTURE, Weed, WTF?, Yeah Baby!!
Africa gets fucked over yet again!
http://www.afrikareporter.com/barclays-bank-to-close-africa-operations/
I’m wondering if this has anything to do with it?
New Zealander Amazon Tax Alert!
December 26, 2018 at 1:04 pm · Filed under 2018, 2019, Advertising, Anonymous® Radio Show, Capitalizm, CHINA® Syndrome, Consumption, Dug Up, Educational, Free, Internet, Lifestyle, MOBILE, New Zealand, Poverty, Propaganda, Short & Shallow, Suggestions and tagged: anarchy, Boxing Day Sales, Business, Climate Change, Cocksucker, Crap, Fascism, GREED, Internet Filtering, Julian Assange, Merry Christmas!, Motherfucker, Retail New Zealand, Shopping, Social Networking
Do not splurge during Boxing Day !

Consumer New Zealand is urging people to think carefully before going wild at Boxing Day sales. But no GST warning?
Chief executive Sue Chetwin said the balloons and bright lights of sales day were enticing, but shoppers should research products carefully before buying, to make sure they were the right things. Read the rest of this entry »
BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?
November 23, 2018 at 8:57 pm · Filed under 2018, Advertising, America, Anonymous® Radio Show, Bullshit, Capitalizm, Consumption, Educational, Free, Gun-Play, Humor Me, Internet, Jokes, Lifestyle, Our Planet, Politically Correct, Propaganda, Quickies, Racism, Republican'ts, Short & Shallow, Weird Shit and tagged: BAN TASERS, Black Friday, CHANGE, China, Fake News, GREED, Julian Assange, Motherfucker, Parenting, Planned Parenthood, Rednecks, Retards, Social Networking, STAY-IN-SCHOOL!, Television, WTF?, Yeah Baby!!
Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.
It’s « DUMP TRUMP » TUESDAY !
November 4, 2018 at 8:53 pm · Filed under 2018, ACTivism, America, Animalz, Anonymous® Radio Show, Assclowns, Bullshit, Climate Change, Death Penalty, Democra-see?, Deutsch, Dump, Endorsements, Feedback, Freedom of Speech, Interactive, Jokes, Listeners, LOW Tech, New Zealand, Politically INcorrect, Poverty, Propaganda, Quickies, Racism, Rantz, Republican'ts, Short & Shallow, SPECIAL Event, Sunday Series®, Toonz, U.S.A., Venusian and tagged: 911, alcoholism, BAN TASERS, Barack Obama, Bullshit, China, Chinese Communist Party, Cocksucker, Creepy, Disaster, DUMP TRUMP, Fascism, Fuck!, GREED, Humor, Lost In Space, Mental Health, Merry Christmas!, Motherfucker, Planned Parenthood, Rednecks, Republicans, Retards, STAY-IN-SCHOOL!, TORTURE, WTF?
Really. C’mon America, you can do it ! The rest of the world will support you.
Make America Great again – take out the trash !
Cosby declared Sexual Predator.
September 25, 2018 at 1:49 am · Filed under America, Anonymous® Radio Show, Bullshit, Canadians, Celebrities, DrugZ®, Feedback, Health & Wellness, History, Interactive, Jokes, Personal Growth, Quickies, Sexuality, Short & Shallow, Show Sponsors, Strange News, U.S.A., Venusian, Weird Shit and tagged: Abortion, Alcohol, Assclowns, Asshole, Bill Cosby, Climate Change, Creepy, Lost In Space, Mental Health, Parenting, Rape, Sex, Shit, Taser, Tits, TORTURE, WTF?
William H. Cosby Jr. spokesperson Andrew Wyatt told reporters in the afternoon that the entertainer was in “great, great” spirits.
“We tell him to stay strong and stay focused, and he’s focused on Mrs. Cosby, and that’s what matters in his family,” Wyatt said. “He’s a great guy. He’s still America’s Dad, and they won’t ever take that away. You can’t take away the legacy.” Read the rest of this entry »
Social Media needs supervision !
June 12, 2018 at 11:54 pm · Filed under ACTivism, America, Animalz, Anonymous® Radio Show, Assclowns, Babes!, Birth Control, Bullshit, Comediennes, Democra-see?, Educational, Endorsements, Father's Day Show, Health & Wellness, Humor Me, LOW Tech, Phat Phucks, Sexuality, Short & Shallow, Suggestions, Venusian and tagged: #METOO, Abortion, Abuse of power, Assclowns, Boys-who never grew up!, Bullshit, CHANGE, Climate Change, Creepy, Criminal Act, Facebook, Fascism, GREED, Harvey gets fucked next, Keep it in your pants you evil bastard, Mental Health, Motherfucker, POUND ME TOO!, Rape, Rat Bastards, Rich producers, Sex, Sexual Assault, Slavery, TORTURE, UNcool behaviour, VIP, WTF?, Yeah Baby!!
HOW TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS
April 9, 2018 at 3:39 am · Filed under 2018, Anonymous® Radio Show, Birth Control, Bits, Educational, Faves, Guest Author, Health & Wellness, Humor Me, Internet, LOW Tech, Monsanto, Personal Growth, Poetry, Poverty, Propaganda, Republican'ts, Sad Newz, Sexuality, SHOCKED & AWED, Short & Shallow, Sunday Series®, Toonz, USA Death Machine!, Video, Weird Shit and tagged: Are you fucking crazy or just a moron?, Shit you never never do!
Soooo… I’m UP ! Jeese Louise… can the headline be any more specific?
Profile:Leprechaun Wtfuckechaun?
March 17, 2018 at 1:34 pm · Filed under Anonymous® Radio Show, ASS!, Birth Control, Bulgarian, Humor Me, Inbred Island, Ireland, LOW Tech, Mother's Day, Personal Growth, Poetry, Poverty, Propaganda, Religion, Short & Shallow, Short & Sweet, St. Patrick's Day, Toonz, Weird Shit and tagged: anarchy, Assclowns, BAN TASERS, Cocksucker, Creepy, Fuck!, GREED, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!, Humor, Ireland, Lost In Space, Mental Health, Motherfucker, Planned Parenthood, Sex, Slavery, STAY-IN-SCHOOL!, TORTURE, Yeah Baby!!
A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán/ luchorpán) is a type of fairy of the Aos Sí in Irish folklore. They are usually depicted as little bearded men, wearing a coat and hat, who partake in mischief. They are solitary creatures who spend their time making and mending shoes and have a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If captured by a human, they often grant three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Like other Irish fairies, leprechauns may be derived from the Tuatha Dé Danann.[1] Leprechaun-like creatures rarely appear in Irish mythology and only became prominent in later folklore.
Merry Christmas to all (you too!)
December 25, 2017 at 1:47 pm · Filed under 2017, ACTivism, Anonymous® Radio Show, Arabian Knights™, Birth Control, Bullet Control, Christmas / Hanukkah, Climate Change, Consumption, Death Penalty, Easter, Feedback, Free, Gun-Play, Healthy Living, History, Humor Me, Lifes' like That, Lifestyle, LOW Tech, Musings™, Newz, Our Planet, Poverty, Propaganda, Racism, Religion, Religious Right, Republican'ts, Sad Newz, Sexuality, SHOCKED & AWED, Short & Shallow, Short & Sweet, Socialism, Sunday Series®, TravelTime®, Upcoming Shows, WORLD NEWS, World Politics, X-mas and tagged: "Fill yer boots man!", "Is this Real Life?", "Personal Space", $$Ka-Ching!!$$, anti-war, Christmas, Christmas Cheer, Peace on Earth?
Not EVERYBODY is so lucky…
Depending on your time zone, you may already have had some… Sandwich, Sex, Cookies and maybe even a little Creme… HAVE AT IT IF YOU CAN !!
Santa has come and gone in most parts of the world leaving a wide swath of happiness and good cheer – for some.
The destruction this past week in the Philippines, the angst and anger the Palestinians are feeling, the daily events that occur beyond Christmas cheer leave some people in NO mood to celebrate. How about you?
The song goes “Peace on Earth…” CAN IT BE?
Leave your Comment below.
PS: my only regret this week is not being able to bag the world’s biggest turkey (HINT: Lives in NYC and Washington – baad haircut!) So the only thing in the oven this afternoon will be small children with puppy dogs for dessert!!
Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!
November 1, 2017 at 7:15 pm · Filed under Anonymous® Radio Show, ASS!, Big Brother, Cast & Crew!, Comediennes, Crap, Death Penalty, Educational, Father's Day Show, Feedback, Food and Drink, Freedom of Speech, Health & Wellness, Humor Me, InterViewz®, Jokes, Lifes' like That, Lifestyle, LOW Tech, Nutrition, Performance, Poetry, Quickies, SHOCKED & AWED, Short & Shallow, Spoken Word, Street Legal™, Toonz, Weird Shit
Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?
When the shit goes down, I usually :
A. Pretend it wasn’t me!
B. Ask someone to open a window?
C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)
If someone is convinced it was me :
A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”
B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!
C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!
To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)