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Are Astronaut-Style Face Shields the Future of Personal Protective Gear?

The BioVyzr, a pressurized, anti-fog face shield with two adjustable fans that run for up to eight hours on a single USB charge. (Vyzr)

“If you have to sneeze, you’re in trouble,” Bill Johnson said of wearing the Air, an acrylic visor that evokes 1960s Soviet cosmonaut culture. Johnson, 44, a voice and video engineer in Utah, had tested an early model of the device on an airplane from Salt Lake City to Seattle to Ketchikan, Alaska, then on a three-hour ferry ride and a floatplane to reach his bush cabin.

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WAR is always about Land+Money

The Vietnam draft was WHITE People sending BLACK People to make war on the YELLOW People to defend land they stole from THE RED PEOPLE !

And Now! – this important message!

Africa gets fucked over yet again!

http://www.afrikareporter.com/barclays-bank-to-close-africa-operations/

I’m wondering if this has anything to do with it?

Dear Owner Of Email-Address,
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BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?

Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.

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It’s « DUMP TRUMP » TUESDAY !

Really. C’mon America, you can do it ! The rest of the world will support you.

Make America Great again – take out the trash !

Teenage Mutant Ninja W-T-F!?

No better way to wake up every morning than having a surprised Michelangelo on your honker – He looks equally as surprised to be on this guy’s nose than people who first see this tattoo.

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Cosby declared Sexual Predator.

William H. Cosby Jr. spokesperson Andrew Wyatt told reporters in the afternoon that the entertainer was in “great, great” spirits.

We tell him to stay strong and stay focused, and he’s focused on Mrs. Cosby, and that’s what matters in his family,” Wyatt said. “He’s a great guy. He’s still America’s Dad, and they won’t ever take that away. You can’t take away the legacy.Read the rest of this entry »

Labor Day Weekend Humor

Fell on this and am still laughing! WOOF !

Photos to Leave You Mesmerized

Photo of the Year: Above the Polar Bear (Phantom 4 Pro)

More than 4400 submissions from 101 countries made it to the Aerial Photography Awards. Only seven have been selected as winners in the categories that include urban, wildlife, sport, people, nature, abstract and an overall photo of the year. The winning photo of the year went to a French photographer Florian Ledoux.

His shows a polar bear crossing over ice blue water. The photo was snapped in Nunavut while he was working on a report about wildlife in the area. Florian said, “I have witnessed incredible moments and scenes of the wild, but I can guarantee you that this, by far, is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I hope that future generations will still be able to witness the beauty and grandeur of the Arctic wildlife the same way we do today.”

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Why I just can’t listen! (to trump)

Well…

Man discovers 1st mini Iceberg!

This quickie is designed to reach any moron who voted for president dump. More to come…

Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

The Ogre in Germany

“I love German beer”
“Please shut up”
“Like Carlsberg”
“That’s Danish”
“Heineken”
“Dutch”
“Budweiser”
“Thats you”
“Guinness”
“I hate you”
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Uphemisms | “De-confliction?

EQ12o

Heard a real zinger on the radio last week. Sure, Pammykins can bitch at me for “non-words” but this one is completely new! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD !!

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WHY are so many Amerikins “gun-retarded?”

Big hairy man monkey thing

Big hairy man monkey thing

Maybe it’s because their male children are unfairly influenced by that country’s penchant for military service? Read the rest of this entry »

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