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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!
A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.
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Are ye livin’ in a land down under?
Australia’s famous troubadour Colin Hay
Down Under by Men at Work
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
Celebrating Ten Years on the Air!
Unbelievable we have been at this since 2008. Our objectives remain valid and even more important for the internet’s citizens to protect FREE SPEECH. (Fuck you potus)
The Anonymous® Show is an internet radio programme that discusses a variety of weighty topics, including social issues. The Anonymity angle is also a way of poking fun at political correctness.
“I strongly believe there is NO acceptable form of censorship in a TRULY free society, only OPEN debate and discussion. That is true tolerance; the tolerance of another’s ideas. Too many people don’t express their feelings because they’re afraid of what other people might think. By helping them retain the internet’s cloak of anonymity, strangers can reveal what they would really like to say”
Exposé : What it’s like working at a Gay Bathhouse by “Bob Johnson”
An insider perspective from an employee’s point of view…
To hetero-folks, a bathhouse, at least the gay ones, stand as sketchy monuments to random sex with strangers. And in all honesty, they’re not that wrong.
Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!
Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?
When the shit goes down, I usually :
A. Pretend it wasn’t me!
B. Ask someone to open a window?
C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)
If someone is convinced it was me :
A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”
B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!
C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!
To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)
Real Life Korean Drama?
As we edge closer to the abyss, I thought you might want to see what the poets are doing…
Source: Real Life Korean Drama
Why r u still using a Keyboard?
Time for a new phone. So I asked a friend to let me test drive a **hemorrhoid home** waiting of course for the release of the new iPhone in the fall.
Turns out that Google’s voice typing is funny as hell (**Android phone – although I’m keeping hemorrhoid!!) BUTT (sic) it can hardly be considered an effective dictation recorder.
Anonymous usage report? Gee, thanks Google!! They only gave me three choices…
Intonation choices: Expressive (fuck you Charlie,) somewhat expressive (you Bastardo), FLAT (politically correct) and off. No REDNECK setting.
STILL on holiday and can hardly wait to get back to The Studios to record more audio gems!! (Join our listener list or look for it here)
At best it’s improved greatly since I last looked at AI and at worse it’s a waste of my time…
We really miss Bill Hicks
- I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
DOUBLE TAP:
- You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”
Montreal | Formula E?
FIRST YEAR EVENT promises thrills!
Yup, we be still “en vacancies” (we LOVE it here) and as with everything New, there are a FEW bitching locals who just don’t get it. AN ELECTRIC CAR RACE !! Interviews coming soon!
Your New Year Resolutions?
Weight loss, Smoking cessation and other myths… Read the rest of this entry »
Remember Everything You Read
Most of us quickly forget most of the information we are exposed to. Our brains have developed to do that. It’s a good thing, because most of the information we are exposed to is unimportant.
STRESS BUSTERS | How-to Tips
Whether you’re pulling your hair out over finals, your mom’s incessant phone calls or the fact that your roommate refuses to use ear buds while you’re studying, it’s easy to lose your cool. We have all been there. However, there are many healthy ways to deal with college stressors in healthy ways. For the purpose of this blog, I did some research on stress relief and would love nothing more than to share my findings with you Read the rest of this entry »
WHY is this stoopid fuck still in the running for prez?
So i zip across the pond for Paris in the Spring – fly back 10 days later and ol’ pecker-head STILL hasn’t been neutered? SERIOUSLY – the clown show is over America.
STOP fucking around! Obama is leaving and ain’t coming back. “People get ready” is not just a great lyric, now IS the time to pick up the pieces and start to restore your country to it’s former glory. Hilary’s your best bet – Trump, not so much.
WAKE UP!
Whew!, I’m Pooped.
English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, celebrating mass at the XX Exposición del Libro Católico (20th Catholic Book Fair), in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Español: Cardenal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Arzobispo de Buenos Aires, celebrando misa en la XX Exposición del Libro Católico, en Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
It’s fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the CONVENT! – WTF people!
Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.
He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square 🙂
See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!
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