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Kindra M. Austin is an indie author and editor from Chesaning, Michigan. In 2008, she began blogging under different pseudonyms while briefly moonlighting as a writer/editor/internet radio personality for the Anonymous®️ Radio Show. Mrs. Austin is the founder of Blank Paper Press, and co-founder of Indie Blu(e) Publishing.

Alcohol addiction is nothing new. Our latest PodShow™️ explores the lasting impact of this ancient gift from the Indians and chronicles the lives that have been destroyed by its abuse.

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Profile:Leprechaun Wtfuckechaun?

A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán/ luchorpán) is a type of fairy of the Aos Sí in Irish folklore. They are usually depicted as little bearded men, wearing a coat and hat, who partake in mischief. They are solitary creatures who spend their time making and mending shoes and have a hidden pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If captured by a human, they often grant three wishes in exchange for their freedom. Like other Irish fairies, leprechauns may be derived from the Tuatha Dé Danann.[1] Leprechaun-like creatures rarely appear in Irish mythology and only became prominent in later folklore.

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Catholic sexual abuse scandal?

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Whew!, I’m Pooped.

English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archb...

English: Cardinal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Archbishop of Buenos Aires, celebrating mass at the XX Exposición del Libro Católico (20th Catholic Book Fair), in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Español: Cardenal Jorge M. Bergoglio SJ, Arzobispo de Buenos Aires, celebrando misa en la XX Exposición del Libro Católico, en Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It's fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the HOTEL!!

It’s fucking RAINING and I can damn well watch TV at the CONVENT! – WTF people!

Er, should I say POped. After months in Italia, our extended stay has come to an end with a crowning of sorts – the 1.5 Billion Catholics around the world seemed to surround us as we attended (in the rain no less) the Vatican’s Pope Show, waiting intently for that wisp of white smoke – siganlling the Cardinals have successfully elected the next Pope.

He is (Hmmm… no women, eh?) Bueno Aires Bishop, Jorge Bergoglio (see our Twitter feed) and he has teken the names Pope Francis the 1st after St. Francis of Assissi. I see the people sround us going apeshit and one almost made me drop this phone. Gotta get the hell out of here and back to the vino to celebrate – wish me luck making it to the other side of the square 🙂

See you back on the air on April 1st. Can’t wait – it’s time to speak fucking ENGLISH once more !!

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !!

Little Irish Girl Prank Calls

Becky is featured on an Irish morning radio show.

Here’s a charming young girl from Dublin, making prank phone calls at the age of 8 !

[ed.] Fill yer boots, man!

PROMISE KEEPER | Paddy Paul

My lawyers’ name is Paul Paddy. He was one of Frankie’s nerd buddies back in high school. They started a club in high school, the King Tut Club. Fucking idiots. Anyway Paddy liked weed and one summer day we sat in my ’64 Saab and smoked weed at the San Clemente campground. We ate a dozen deviled eggs apiece. I respected him for that. He could hang and as we grew older he could put away booze and handle all the partying that I could. How he got through law school, or college for that matter, is beyond me.
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Get the !#$%&* in here! - (find me in The 13 Bar)

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GAELIC STORM at Michigan’s Irish Music Festival: The best band in the entire fucking world!

Polythene Pam and her imaginary boyfriend, Ryan Lacey, drummer for Gaelic Storm, at the Irish Music Festival, September 13, 2008.

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Joke: Irish Greeks?


A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck’s cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, ‘Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,’ arching his eyebrows.

The Irishman then replies, ‘Well… it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.’
The Greek retorts, ‘We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.’

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, ‘Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.’

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, ‘The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!’

The Irishman replies, ‘Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.’



Smithwick’s, how I adore thee!

Happy St. Patrick's DayI think that anyone who gets fucking blasted on a regular basis would agree that St. Patrick’s Day is the best among all lesser holidays. It is a day in which we celebrate beer; the banishment of snakes; beer; leprechauns; leprechauns who like beer; the color green; green beer, and a guy named Patrick, whom I assume liked beer.
One of the best tasting beers, in my esteemed opinion, is Smithwick’s, (prounounced Smithick’s, Smittick’s, Smidick’s or Smeth-ick’s in Ireland) which is Ireland’s oldest ale. Smithwick’s was originally brewed in St. Francis Abbey in Kilkenny, where monks had brewed ale since the 14 century. It is the oldest operating brewery in Ireland, founded by John Smithwicks in 1710.

Smithwick’s has a smooth texture and a bitter finish. Regarded as a local favorite by Irish pub goers, this delicious, fucking yum-tastic beer is the third most popular in Ireland, and the number one selling brand that isn’t a stout or cider. Oh, Smithwick’s, how I adore thee!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

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fattycallz.jpgOur Hero Pam; delicately drunk on Smithwicks as she participates in our 2008 St-Patrick’s Day SPECIAL by Dialing Up every Irish Pub on the East Coast asking to speak with a certain “Fanny McFunkinStein.” Hear a quick excerpt below and as always the entire program will be added to the VIP Section after Monday’s air date.

Irish Eve!

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Join your Cast & Crew as they return on Saturday March 15th 2008, for a 2hr St-Patrick’s Day SPECIAL from 5:00pm EASTERN DAYLIGHT

One day an Irishman…

March 17th…who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, ‘It’s certainly not a ship.’ And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft…
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Ladies, Don’t Take it Sitting Down ANYMORE!

NOW! I’ve seen everything… Krazy!

Note: Irish Design (Shamrock, Green Shirt)

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