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Goodbye you stupid asshole!

Why are so many republicans so dumb!?

Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!

I have tried and tried. But I cannot understand why the US educational system has failed and produced people with no grasp of reality. HOW is it possible to be completely clueless? WHY are these people so STUPID?

It’s not funny. This idiot has had access to the worlds greatest nuclear Arsenal. He still does.

Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

MORE on the final Trump Dump

NEXT STOP? The Big House, the Pen, the Slammer. Donny is pretty much fucked.

It’s certainly interesting that, after having spent the last several years threatening his political opponents with jail time, and encouraging his followers to chant “Lock Her Up” about Hillary Clinton, Trump might be facing prison right now. Whether or not he will actually go — or even face charges — remains unknown, but Trump sure seems scared about the prospect. In recent weeks, the president has reportedly expressed his concerns over ongoing investigations and the potential for new ones to his advisers, The New York Timesreports.

Perhaps that’s why he’s spent the last three years asking aides whether he could preemptively pardon himself and his family.

Irony sure can be sweet.

Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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Will Democracy return to America?

There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.

Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)

So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.

DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!

This little assclown has tweeted his last insult…

WAR is always about Land+Money

The Vietnam draft was WHITE People sending BLACK People to make war on the YELLOW People to defend land they stole from THE RED PEOPLE !

BLACK FRIDAY? How about WHITE FRIDAY?

Neo-nazi groups across the U.S. have mobilized in protest of what they perceive to be prejudicial treatment at the hands of retailers.

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It’s « DUMP TRUMP » TUESDAY !

Really. C’mon America, you can do it ! The rest of the world will support you.

Make America Great again – take out the trash !

My disgusting night at the movies.

We believe Michigan and it’s people are so far north that they may actually qualify as Complimentary Canadians – they can THINK for themselves. (No FOX TV 🙂

As most of our listeners know, we are NOT Amerikins. In fact we believe in every other country, EXCEPT America. Here’s yet another reason why…

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Cosby declared Sexual Predator.

William H. Cosby Jr. spokesperson Andrew Wyatt told reporters in the afternoon that the entertainer was in “great, great” spirits.

We tell him to stay strong and stay focused, and he’s focused on Mrs. Cosby, and that’s what matters in his family,” Wyatt said. “He’s a great guy. He’s still America’s Dad, and they won’t ever take that away. You can’t take away the legacy.Read the rest of this entry »

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