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National Rifle Association Files for Bankruptcy in NY, moving to TXZ

America’s Racist Redneck organization.

The 150 year old gun-rights group feared for its lobbying clout but now threatened with dissolution by the state of New York, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy on Friday with plans to regroup in Texas.

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Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!

I have tried and tried. But I cannot understand why the US educational system has failed and produced people with no grasp of reality. HOW is it possible to be completely clueless? WHY are these people so STUPID?

It’s not funny. This idiot has had access to the worlds greatest nuclear Arsenal. He still does.

“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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America; a (COM)PROMISED LAND?

This morning’s read. Great stuff! Proffered comment on Trump’s racist rhetoric and his 75 million dizzy disciples of hate.

Excerpt from Book One of Two (pending)

MORE on the final Trump Dump

NEXT STOP? The Big House, the Pen, the Slammer. Donny is pretty much fucked.

It’s certainly interesting that, after having spent the last several years threatening his political opponents with jail time, and encouraging his followers to chant “Lock Her Up” about Hillary Clinton, Trump might be facing prison right now. Whether or not he will actually go — or even face charges — remains unknown, but Trump sure seems scared about the prospect. In recent weeks, the president has reportedly expressed his concerns over ongoing investigations and the potential for new ones to his advisers, The New York Timesreports.

Perhaps that’s why he’s spent the last three years asking aides whether he could preemptively pardon himself and his family.

Irony sure can be sweet.

Al•ke•haul | nightmare in a bottle™️

Kindra M. Austin is an American indie author and editor from the great state of Michigan. In 2008, she began blogging under different pseudonyms while briefly moonlighting as a writer/editor/internet radio personality for the Anonymous®️ Radio Show. Mrs. Austin is the founder of Blank Paper Press, and co-founder of Indie Blu(e) Publishing.

Alcohol addiction is nothing new. Our latest PodShow™️ explores the lasting impact of this ancient gift from the native Indians and chronicles the countless lives that have been destroyed by its abuse.

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Jorge gives the OK to suck dick!

Jorge Mario Bergoglio became Pope Francis on March 13, 2013, when he was named the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.

BIG NEWS TODAY; the Pope has just approved same-sex marriages. Does this mean that all those homosexual priests can now get married and stop molesting young boys?

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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Are Astronaut-Style Face Shields the Future of Personal Protective Gear?

The BioVyzr, a pressurized, anti-fog face shield with two adjustable fans that run for up to eight hours on a single USB charge. (Vyzr)

“If you have to sneeze, you’re in trouble,” Bill Johnson said of wearing the Air, an acrylic visor that evokes 1960s Soviet cosmonaut culture. Johnson, 44, a voice and video engineer in Utah, had tested an early model of the device on an airplane from Salt Lake City to Seattle to Ketchikan, Alaska, then on a three-hour ferry ride and a floatplane to reach his bush cabin.

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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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45 Days from another Disaster?

Recently deceased Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (L) Real-estate mogul with bad hair. (R)

The 2020 U.S. presidential election will be held on Tuesday, November 3rd. This is perhaps one of the most talked-about and contentious elections in recent history.

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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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