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JORGE gives the OK to suck dick!

Jorge Mario Bergoglio became Pope Francis on March 13, 2013, when he was named the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.

BIG NEWS TODAY; the Pope has approved same-sex marriages. Does this mean that all those homosexual priests can now get married and stop molesting young boys?

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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Are Astronaut-Style Face Shields the Future of Personal Protective Gear?

The BioVyzr, a pressurized, anti-fog face shield with two adjustable fans that run for up to eight hours on a single USB charge. (Vyzr)

“If you have to sneeze, you’re in trouble,” Bill Johnson said of wearing the Air, an acrylic visor that evokes 1960s Soviet cosmonaut culture. Johnson, 44, a voice and video engineer in Utah, had tested an early model of the device on an airplane from Salt Lake City to Seattle to Ketchikan, Alaska, then on a three-hour ferry ride and a floatplane to reach his bush cabin.

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Five Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fucking fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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45 Days from another Disaster?

Recently deceased Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (L) Real-estate mogul with bad hair. (R)

The 2020 U.S. presidential election will be held on Tuesday, November 3rd. This is perhaps one of the most talked-about and contentious elections in recent history.

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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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A worldwide message to Americans

It’s not that the rest of the world « hates » your current Presudent…

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Do you know that a wall has two sides?

Missed this! THANX NADYA!!!

In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

Will Democracy return to America?

There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.

Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)

So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.

DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!

This little assclown has tweeted his last insult…

It’s International Podcast Day!

Monday, September 30th, 2019 marks the fifth year since the worlds initial recognition of this relatively new mode of communication.

Help us celebrate by becoming one of our very first subscribers! It seems only apropos that today be the launch of our newest collaboration – Patreon.

The first 100 subscribers get in FREE!

Click to visit our New Patron Page!

And Now! – this important message!

Africa gets fucked over yet again!

http://www.afrikareporter.com/barclays-bank-to-close-africa-operations/

I’m wondering if this has anything to do with it?

Dear Owner Of Email-Address,
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WARNING: The United States of America is a very dangerous place. Up Next on The Anonymous Show.

Apparently FLAG BURNING is a big thing for some Americans. For others, it’s fair demonstration – freedom of expression.

America is a very dangerous place. It is owned and operated by greedy elitist capitalists, filled with poor, uneducated, physically and mentally ill people who value alcohol, food, handguns, money, religion and war. (In that order :-))

Their mass media is used to fuel an impossible fantasy called “The American Dream” to control the populace and keep them ignorant of the fact the rest of the world hates their hypocritical smugness and murdering ways. You would do well to never set foot in that country.

You won’t miss a thing!

Fucking the 2019 feminist agenda

How many of you know that November Nineteenth is International MENS day? Read the rest of this entry »

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