What is this marketing coming down the pike? Am I really supposed to groove on Donkey’s BIG BUTT ditty and believe we weren’t REALLY supposed to tease the fuck out of fattyass Lori in grade seven? Fuckyou! FAT is FAT is FAT. STOP your bullshit lies, I ain’t buying it assclowns…
Speaking the unspeakable? No. YOU ARE TOO FUCKING FAT !
JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!
NEXT STOP? The Big House, the Pen, the Slammer. Donny is pretty much fucked.
It’s certainly interesting that, after having spent the last several years threatening his political opponents with jail time, and encouraging his followers to chant “Lock Her Up” about Hillary Clinton, Trump might be facing prison right now. Whether or not he will actually go — or even face charges — remains unknown, but Trump sure seems scared about the prospect. In recent weeks, the president has reportedly expressed his concerns over ongoing investigations and the potential for new ones to his advisers, The New York Timesreports.
Perhaps that’s why he’s spent the last three years asking aides whether he could preemptively pardon himself and his family.
There’s NO FUCKING WAY you voted for that stupid prick Donny Dumbass if you read our blog. Everyone knows that most Republicants can’t read for shit. They watch television instead.
Because Fox News creates an alternate reality for its viewers. (I’m serious!)
So long as so many millions drink the Kool-Aid, that country will remain at an impasse. The good news? Younger USA viewers aren’t nearly as thirsty for what Fox is serving.
DUMP TRUMP is finally coming to fruition JUST in time for Thanksgiving. Hopefully by Christmas, Santa will bring the best gift possible – certain impeachment!
We believe Michigan and it’s people are so far north that they may actually qualify as Complimentary Canadians – they can THINK for themselves. (No FOX TV 🙂
As most of our listeners know, we are NOT Amerikins. In fact we believe in every other country, EXCEPT America. Here’s yet another reason why…
German Chancellor Angela Merkel and THE REST OF THE WORLD attempt to reason with the spoon-fed U.S. schoolboy. EMBARRASSING!
After 10 years at this, we’re bringing back an oldie but goodie. Starting in October 2018, we will crack open the audio vault and re-release highlights and Newlights of our award-winning series on fucked-up America.
We tried to stay away, but this trump fucker just keeps getting stupider and stupider! In short, there is just TOO MUCH FREE comedy GOLD to resist. This MORON keeps handing out beauties that just beg to be fondled…
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"The greatest evil is not done in those sordid dens of evil that Dickens loved to paint ... but is conceived and ordered ( moved, seconded carried and minuted ) in clear, carpeted, warmed, well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices"
-- C.S. Lewis [1898-1963]
from The Screwtape Letters
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