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Parrots were removed from a UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and then laughing about it – those fuckers!!

A group of African gray parrots who were quarantined together at a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England, taught each other how to swear, Lincolnshire Live reported on Monday.

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In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

WAR is always about Land+Money

The Vietnam draft was WHITE People sending BLACK People to make war on the YELLOW People to defend land they stole from THE RED PEOPLE !

Ms. Piggy gets a New Phat Drug

In the vast wasteland that is the Internet, BIG Pharma has shat yet another advertisement for (yet another) miracle drug…

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And Now! – this important message!

Africa gets fucked over yet again!

http://www.afrikareporter.com/barclays-bank-to-close-africa-operations/

I’m wondering if this has anything to do with it?

Dear Owner Of Email-Address,
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New Zealander Amazon Tax Alert!

Do not splurge during Boxing Day !

Consumer New Zealand is urging people to think carefully before going wild at Boxing Day sales. But no GST warning?

Chief executive Sue Chetwin said the balloons and bright lights of sales day were enticing, but shoppers should research products carefully before buying, to make sure they were the right things. Read the rest of this entry »

What The Mouse Doesn’t Want You To Know: Backstage Secrets From Former Disney World “employees”

Here are some revealing secrets from Walt Disney World. You will never look at Disney the same way again after reading this.

Disney World truly is one of the most magical places on earth. From the thrilling rides to the incredible character encounters and the delicious food; a trip to Disney Land is certain to be remembered forever. But, all the special memories made there are made possible by a lot of behind-the-scenes rules and work. Read the rest of this entry »

Labor Day Weekend Humor

Fell on this and am still laughing! WOOF !

Photos to Leave You Mesmerized

Photo of the Year: Above the Polar Bear (Phantom 4 Pro)

More than 4400 submissions from 101 countries made it to the Aerial Photography Awards. Only seven have been selected as winners in the categories that include urban, wildlife, sport, people, nature, abstract and an overall photo of the year. The winning photo of the year went to a French photographer Florian Ledoux.

His shows a polar bear crossing over ice blue water. The photo was snapped in Nunavut while he was working on a report about wildlife in the area. Florian said, “I have witnessed incredible moments and scenes of the wild, but I can guarantee you that this, by far, is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I hope that future generations will still be able to witness the beauty and grandeur of the Arctic wildlife the same way we do today.”

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We really miss Bill Hicks

  • I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching. I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.

DOUBLE TAP: 

  • You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” “How do you know that?” “Uh, well … we looked at the receipts. But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in. What time’s the bank open? Eight? We’re going in at nine. We’re going in for God and country and democracy and here’s a fetus and he’s a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let’s go. Get motivated behind this, let’s go!”

Afternoon Siesta Anyone?

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Woken up tired again? Us too! *yawns * But it turns out there could be a very good reason we always feel zonked, even after getting the golden eight hours. Experts believe that actually sleeping once a day at night isn’t actually beneficial to us. Instead we should hitting the hay twice a day.
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The Background Dope on Domain “seizures”

The amerikin government is so full of shit! There is no such thing as a domain “seizure” – it’s all just smoke and mirrors.

Libérale et libertaire

As has been reported, it looks like ICE, which is the principal investigative arm of DHS, has begun seizing domains under the pretext of IP infringement. But it’s actually not ICE who is executing the mechanics of the seizures. It’s a private company, immixGroup IT Solutions. Here is what is going down.

In May of this year, immixGroup IT Solutions is awarded a one year IT Services contract with DHS. The particulars of this contract:

Under this new contract, immixGroup will provide information technology operational services and support, implementation, and maintenance of DHS ICE C3’s software applications, network and CyberSecurity systems, as well as the maintenance and enhancement of applications that support law enforcement activities.

The contract includes one base year, one 12-month option period, and two six-month option periods; covers all four divisions of C3 (Child Exploitation, Cyber Crimes, Computer Forensics, and Cyber Training); and is critical…

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Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !!

Little Irish Girl Prank Calls

Becky is featured on an Irish morning radio show.

Here’s a charming young girl from Dublin, making prank phone calls at the age of 8 !

[ed.] Fill yer boots, man!

Girlfriend says, my lab must go

From The Best of Craigslist

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MITT ROMNEY | JERKOFF !!

As you can well imagine, as a professional broadcaster, i listen to a LOT of radio. I’ve been an avid listener of public radio for well over 30 years! I don’t listen to commercial radio. I do not listen to american radio. EXCEPT… Read the rest of this entry »

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