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Happy Mother’s Day… Scumbag!

This is really, really gross. To willingly and smilingly introduce your child to the notion of violent homicide by cutening up a machine that is designed to inflict as much damage as possible to the human body. This is abuse.
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Mark Brnovitch is one sick motherfucker! Read this…

The United States pretends to be a civilized country while condoning execution. Wtf?

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2021-04-12/arizona-death-penalty-brnovich-barr-trump

Asshole!

Organized Religion @ its very best!!

World famous Whoopie Cushion!

Limpopo pastor farts on congregation to heal them with ’God’s power’

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SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS?!

Join us for a fall-down-funny interview with one of many YouTube channels whose only purpose is to fuck with those pitiful East Indian scum bags who believe their own bullshit and expect westerners to follow…

2021 Winner for BEST UNIBROW!
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Capital Cryme™️ | Killing in the name

This man killed men and women for a living.

Execution is this week’s programme topic and it’s pretty hardcore – horrific in fact.

We’re going to cover this topic from many different angles including Trump’s insane rush to put to death as many people as possible before leaving office!

Our introduction is fifteen minutes with an executioner, who may surprise you with his candidness and laissez-faire attitude.

We’ll also interview the guest documentarian who interviewed this fat fuck.

Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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“Skank in the scud pie” | WTF?

Click on my kewl helmet retard!

https://disneyplus.com/series/the-mandalorian/

Yep. The Americans have successfully rehashed yet another spin-off series of the ubiquitous STAR WARS franchise.

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Jorge gives the OK to suck dick!

Jorge Mario Bergoglio became Pope Francis on March 13, 2013, when he was named the 266th pope of the Catholic Church.

BIG NEWS TODAY; the Pope has just approved same-sex marriages. Does this mean that all those homosexual priests can now get married and stop molesting young boys?

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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Who are these stupid fucks?

The all-male organization was co-founded in 2016 by a Canadian, Gavin McInnes, and it’s known primarily for violent confrontations with anti-fascists. The Proud Boys group says it disavows racism, yet it has been accused of having ties to white nationalists and neo-Nazis.
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COVID CRAZY: unnecessary update

Thank fuck I’m NOT an Amerikin! I am reminded of that joyous reality every time I’m forced to endure yet another farcical update from that land of redneck morons…

Stupidity and Guns; the USA in a nutshell.
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Friday the 13th. BIG fucking Deal?

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Soooo… it’s that day again. No, not THAT day (you pervert)  once again, today is supposed to be unlucky!

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Happy FAT New Year?

IMG_0115Yep – it’s the same old shit again. The “New” Year is here!

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Heeeyyyyyy… Farty Pants!!

Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?

When the shit goes down, I usually :

A. Pretend it wasn’t me!

B. Ask someone to open a window?

C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)

If someone is convinced it was me :

A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”

B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!

C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!

To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)

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