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Stay the fuck away from this shit!!

Pure Poison. Those poor fat fucking amerikins. Pity.

Continuing our DRUGZ™️ Series, we examine a relatively new darling from big pharma; Saxenda. What a fucking horror show this one is!

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Uneducated Americans kill (again)

A country built on handgun violence! – WTF?

Can’t believe today’s new story. BAM! You’re dead. This is yet another example of why stupidity and handgun ownership should be outlawed. In that country, may I suggest an intelligence test before approving purchase!

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Capital Cryme™️ | Killing in the name

This man killed men and women for a living.

Execution is this week’s programme topic and it’s pretty hardcore – horrific in fact.

We’re going to cover this topic from many different angles including Trump’s insane rush to put to death as many people as possible before leaving office!

Our introduction is fifteen minutes with an executioner, who may surprise you with his candidness and laissez-faire attitude.

We’ll also interview the guest documentarian who interviewed this fat fuck.

AMERICA’S LOVE AFFAIR with HATE

Both a disease of the soul and repugnant…

Racist fucks
Flags commonly used by hate groups include: Celtic cross flag, Nazi flag, Confederate battle flag and SS flag

TRUMPERS headed to D.C. last week and left no doubt that U.S. stupidity is alive and well. Hopefully, Darwinian theory will prevail and racism will die a horrible death.

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Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/anonymous-radio-show/message

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QAnon and other dark forces are radicalizing uneducated America!

We won’t name this motherfucker because that’s the only reason he’s dressed like a retard (sorry REAL retards) fuck you stoopid!

QAnon is an American conspiracy theory. But its central belief is this: A government official with top-secret “Q” clearance anonymously posted cryptic clues about secret investigations being conducted by Trump into a “deep state” cabal of elites that controlled a child sex trafficking ring.

Say what?

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Fuckface FINALLY puts it together!

The REAL issue is 250,000 dead Americans!

JUST in time for Christmas, the world has finally received the news that American Tyrant Donny J. Trump has failed in his bid to subvert democracy. This motherfucker! must now vacate the White House “on or before” January 20th, 2021. THERE IS A GOD!!!

MORE on the final Trump Dump

NEXT STOP? The Big House, the Pen, the Slammer. Donny is pretty much fucked.

It’s certainly interesting that, after having spent the last several years threatening his political opponents with jail time, and encouraging his followers to chant “Lock Her Up” about Hillary Clinton, Trump might be facing prison right now. Whether or not he will actually go — or even face charges — remains unknown, but Trump sure seems scared about the prospect. In recent weeks, the president has reportedly expressed his concerns over ongoing investigations and the potential for new ones to his advisers, The New York Timesreports.

Perhaps that’s why he’s spent the last three years asking aides whether he could preemptively pardon himself and his family.

Irony sure can be sweet.

Party’s over; all Clowns must now leave the building!

Y’all gotta admit, it “has-been” really entertaining! (תודה סאכה)

Finally, America’s funhouse and the world’s nightmare is over. Fuckface, aka Donny Trump has lost the 2020 presidential election.

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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

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Who are these stupid fucks?

The all-male organization was co-founded in 2016 by a Canadian, Gavin McInnes, and it’s known primarily for violent confrontations with anti-fascists. The Proud Boys group says it disavows racism, yet it has been accused of having ties to white nationalists and neo-Nazis.
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Why is IKEA such a fucking task?

Shopping at IKEA is a nightmare!

Those of you that have come to know me, can understand why shopping is not one of my interests. For one, I have a penis.

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A worldwide message to Americans

It’s not that the rest of the world « hates » your current Presudent…

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In case you missed it; this week’s spam Phisherman – PITY PARTY!!

How are you doing? I will like to be kind and honest with you, i am a woman that have seen life, i have been in the social circle for many years, although it does not matter one’s age, color or achievement.

What matters in life is your kindness to humanity.

I believe that is the most important thing in life, I had been hardworking all my life, i must think of something better, to enjoy my life and probably have a family maybe relocate and start investing in other things.

Anyway, i will like to tell you more about me, My name is Michelle, i am 38 years from France, i was born in France, And i left France at Age of 10 Years to United Kingdom, which to the glory of God Am working as a Senior Audit/banker in Citibank Inc United Kingdom, i have two children and they are schooling here in United Kingdom, I was married but my Ex-Husband was married to another woman without my knowledge, which caused our divorce, but is okay that is life for you, although is over between us, I am happy alone because I have everything i need, This is why I think of relocating to another country to get into investment and maybe own a small company which i can be able to manage on my own

Please, would you tell me more about yourself too? I like to know more about you, for me to know if we can achieve this goal together, your marital status and your country of origin.

[SURE. RIGHT AWAY. Fuck off! (I must say I do admire the sneaky quick introduction of the word INVEST… she works for a bank – you KNOW what’s next! Too funny.]

I will be glad to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely,

Michelle Arnaud, fisherwoman.

Ukrainian International Airlines Flight 752 Tragedy

A narcissist in Washington tears world accomplishments apart; destabilizing an entire region. USA now unwelcome everywhere in the area including Iraq; tensions escalated to a feverish pitch. Their excuse? “Taking out despicable military leader terrorist? There are a hundred like him, standing next in line! Read the rest of this entry »

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