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Show my dick on the Internet? Why hell yes man! Adventures in Spam™️

Ever since I received this sexy email, I’ve had a constant hard-on waiting for relief!

Guy with a GIANT COCK!

And so it begins. Ignorant third-world fucks attempt to intimidate the intimidator. Good luck Asshole!

Hello! (Fuck you!)
Have you recently noticed that I have e-mailed you from your account? (Oh Jesus I’m so fucking shocked – only seen this a fucking zillion times! No magic here… idiot!)

Yes, this simply means that I have total access to your device. (NO it doesn’t. It means you think I’m gonna swallow your bullshit for truth and believe you got game. You got nothing motherfucker because you have NO IDEA what my “device” is. Idiot!)

For the last couple of months, I have been watching you. (So I guess we’ll call this your job?)

Still wondering how is that possible?

(Not really)

Well, you have been infected with malware originating from an adult website that you visited.

Websites don’t install “malware” anymore.

You may not be familiar with this, but I will try explaining it to you.

(You better! I’m a fucking dummy)

With help of the Trojan Virus, I have complete access to a PC or any other device.
Man – the use of that “Trojan” name is as old as the condom I left on your wife’s nightstand last night. Idiot!)

This simply means I can see you at any time I wish to on your screen by simply turning on your camera and microphone, without you even noticing it. In addition, I have also got access to your contacts list and all your correspondence.

No you can’t. Turning “on” my camera and microphone requires my permission so fuck you. As far as my contacts, go ahead impress me with your skills and answer all those fucking emails that keep piling up!!

You may be asking yourself, “But my PC has an active antivirus, how is this even possible? Why didn’t I receive any notification?”

Who the fuck uses a “PC” in 2021???? Wtf?

Well, the answer is simple: my malware uses drivers, where I update the signatures every four hours, making it undetectable, and hence keeping your antivirus silent.

OMG, my cock is SO hard for you right now! Your skill set is utterly amazing. I am SO impressed by your intelligence it’s crazy!!

I have a video of you wanking on the left screen, and on the right screen – the video you were watching while masturbating.

Well Jesus fucking Christ man, LETS SEE IT!!! WHY haven’t you attached this video to your message? POSSIBLY because it doesn’t exist? Fuck you moron!

Wondering how bad could this get?

NOT REALLY.

With just a single click of my mouse, this video can be sent to all your social networks, and e-mail contacts.
I can also share access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

Really? MOUSE? Social? Email?

Again – it’s 2021. No mouse, no facebook, no kidding.

Email is checked MONTHLY and mostly because it’s simply overrun with messages like yours. PLEASE release all that shit together and maybe they will start answering themselves? You’ll be doing me a favour? C’mon bro!

Please? (Idiot!)

All you have to do to prevent this from happening is – transfer bitcoins worth $1450 (USD) to my Bitcoin address (if you have no idea how to do this, you can open your browser and simply search: “Buy Bitcoin”).

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is: 1234-imafuckingmoronwithnocluehowtheinternetworks-1234

After receiving a confirmation of your payment, I will delete the video right away, and that’s it, you will never hear from me again.

I’ll never hear from you again simply by flagging your ass as spam and deleting your bullshit message 😂


You have 2 days (48 hours) to complete this transaction.

I’ll need more time – for laughing at you.


Once you open this e-mail, I will receive a notification, and my timer will start ticking.

Any attempt to file a complaint will not result in anything, since this e-mail cannot be traced back, same as my bitcoin id. I have been working on this for a very long time by now; I do not give any chance for a mistake.

Before you attempt to defraud someone, LEARN THEIR LANGUAGE BEFOREHAND!

If, by any chance I find out that you have shared this message with anybody else, I will broadcast your video as mentioned above.

Jesus – I hope no one will see this post !

Run along you stupid asshole and go mess with somebody who might give a fuck. I don’t.

PS: that’s your sister in the video!!

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