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Why Social Distancing is so Important; exiting Facebook

Yep. I did it. Created a dummy Facebook account to go meet all the dummies. I wasn’t disappointed.

COVID CONFINEMENT created havoc with many peoples lives. Even if you were spared the horrors of this respiratory virus, you ended up fucked anyway by it’s implications – total isolation.

The winners and losers in all this?

  • ZOOM is making a goddamn fortune. DAILY.
  • AirBnB is now AirBnB fucked completely.com!
  • The funeral homes found that many families were opting for cremation because a well-attended funeral is just not in the cards at this time.
  • 3M is fucking GOLDEN. (Buy stock!)
  • Every internet provider wished they could take back their unlimited plans!
  • As isolation hit – many who were never on Social Media opened New Accounts!

This included yours truly.

WHAT A COMPLETE FUCKING WASTELAND!!

Three times WORSE than I ever imagined it could be. Apparently I’ve missed NOTHING over the last 20 years or whenever fuckbook opened its ridiculous doors. Fortunately, I’m not alone in recognizing there exists a problem that needs to be addressed.

OTHER THAN SHARING VACATION PHOTOS, I see no value whatsoever in being “on Facebook” SERIOUSLY – it’s so fucking LAME.

TODAY IS MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS DAY. It’s the perfect 😍 time to CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT!

SO EASY to get trapped by Facebook fever!
Shit like this is everywhere!

YEARS AGO when my teens created their Facebook accounts, it freed up our home phone for more important calls and gave them a training exercise (that led both into IT positions 😂 ) BUT it’s been years since they have sparked up that app.

SO WHO IS ON FACEBOOK?

It’s pretty well ANYONE who doesn’t have ANYTHING better to do. COVID served that up in spades. With all that excess spare time, voilà Mr. Fuckerberg makes yet another million or two this week.

Click the articles above for a guide to getting off Facebook!

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