Flatulence in the elevator? Take our Quiz! Win a Whoopie Cushion?
When the shit goes down, I usually :
A. Pretend it wasn’t me!
B. Ask someone to open a window?
C. Kill the obvious offender (or the person I find the most offensive)
If someone is convinced it was me :
A. Let out a second blast to confirm and stand my ground while proudly stating “it’s not THAT bad”
B. Strangle my ass by crossing my thighs and hoping for the best !!!!
C. Deny, deny, deny. Lie through my teeth like the guilty motherfucker I am!
To be continued… (as soon as this cloud clears!)
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