So I parked my big 4×4 V8 in the disabled parking bay at Tesco. Some do-gooder shouted “Oi, what’s your disability then mate?!”
I shouted “Tourettes you fuckin wanker, now piss off !!!”
A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on Tourette’s.
The librarian says, “Fuck off, you cunt.”
The man says, “Yep, that’s the one.”
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I tried to join a support group for people with Tourette’s Syndrome, but they told me to fuck off…
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I feel really sorry for my best mate – he suffers from Tourette’s and a stammer. People keep asking him if he’s cold.
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