A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute.’ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’
She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’
The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off.’
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A young man walks into a circus and asks for a job; any job just so he can travel with the circus. The owner of the circus, thinking he might be able to make an assistant lion tamer out of the young man, takes him out to the practice cage, where the head lion tamer, a beautiful young woman, is just starting her rehearsal. As she enters the cage, she removes her cape with a flourish and, standing in the gorgeous costume, motions to one of the lions. Obediently, the lion creeps towards the young woman, nuzzles her cheek and rolls over twice. “Well,” says the owner to the young man, “think you could do that?” “I’m sure I could sir,” he replies, “but you’ll have to get that lion out of there first.”
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