The Internet's Premier LIVE Programme™
Golden Rules for Living
January 5, 2009 at 12:00 am · Filed under Commie Bastards, Dug Up, Feedback, Healthy Living, Lifes' like That, LOW Tech, Musings™, Quickies, Rantz, Short & Sweet, Suggestions, Venusian and tagged: Nike, Stop fucking with me, WTF?

- If you open it, close it.
- If you turn it on, turn it off.
- If you unlock it, lock it back up.
- If you break it, admit it.
- If you can’t fix it, call in someone who can.
- If you borrow it, return it.
- If you value it, take care of it.
- If you make a mess, clean it up.
- If you move it, put it back.
- If it belongs to someone else, get permission to use it.
- If you don’t know how to operate it, leave it alone.
- If it’s none of your business, DON’T ASK QUESTIONS.

This Content is Also Available Directly in your browser !
Like this:
Like Loading...
Permalink
Join the conversation :