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Archive for January, 2009

La Fée Verte | the Effects of absinthe

Edouard Manet, The Absinthe Drinker

Edouard Manet, The Absinthe Drinker

Albatross (Lyrik von Lobo)

Bin heute ganz happy, weil ich einen mir  verloren gegangenen Song wiedergefunden habe. Er ist aus den 70ern und hat mich eine ganze Weile in einer schwierigen Zeit begleitet.  Ich füge ihn einmal hier ein.  ~
Albatross (Lyrik von Lobo)
albatross and chick
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ASK® Andrea! – He stinks!

SupersoapQUESTION: I’m in a relationship with this super sweet guy who is financially well-off and treats me like a queen. The only issue I have with him is his personal hygiene, or lack thereof. He rarely showers, his clothes are always dirty and his feet are so gross that I’ve asked him to leave his socks on when we make love. I’ve tried to talk to him about it but he always tells me he’s a “man’s man” and all that primping is for sissy gay men. Is this a deal breaker?  Alexis in Boston

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feeling absolutely lost… and found.

Janis Joplin always makes me feel even fucking worse, but in a good way, if that makes any sense.

There is something extraordinarily beautiful about her sorrow.  She emotes like no other.   She’s dead, but it’s true, nonetheless.

Join me, won’t you?

Willkommen bei Ursula!

Ursula Last week we welcomed a new author, Ursula from Germany.

As many of our regular readers know, this blog strives to mirror the global reality of MORE than one language. Accordingly, Ursula will blog entirely in German. We look forward to reading her contributions!

The Mormon Path to Salvation?

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Make up your own mind. Looks a little messed up if you ask me… but i fucking LOVE the idea of “Magic Underpants!!”

http://www.diffen.com/difference/Christianity_vs_Mormonism

Happy Australia Day!

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Australia Day, also known as Anniversary Day and Foundation Day, is the official national day of Australia. Celebrated annually on 26 January, the day commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet in 1788, the unfurling of the British flag at Sydney Cove and the proclamation of British sovereignty over the eastern seaboard of Australia.
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LANGUAGE: Masculine Nouns

Ms. Salma Hayek

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’
‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’
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SUNDAY: Dead Palestinian Babies Still Firing Rockets!

“We are all Gazancindy-sheehan
by Cindy Sheehan

My eyes are red from crying as I write this.

The images of bloody babies and maimed children and mothers and fathers wailing in pain are too much to bear for me. Read the rest of this entry »

Throw the Fucking Book at Her !!

Unreturned library book leads to woman’s arrest

Resisting Arrest. Bitch!

Resisting Arrest - Bitch!

INDEPENDENCE, Iowa (AP) — An Iowa woman has been arrested because she failed to return a library book. Thirty-nine-year-old Shelly Koontz was arrested Thursday night on a fifth-degree theft charge. She is accused of keeping “The Freedom Writers Diary,” which she checked out from the public library in nearby Jesup in April.

Police say the book – which is about a high school teacher’s effort to inspire students to write – is valued at $13.95 (yes, you read that right)

Court records show library employees tried repeatedly to contact Koontz by phone and mail. A police officer even visited her home last September.  (Jes can’t help thinkin there’s GOT to be more important things goin on … er … Officer.)

Officials at the Buchanan County jail say Koontz was released after posting $250 bond. No telephone listing for Koontz could be found in the Independence area.

Information from: The Gazette, http://www.gazetteonline.com/

Editor’s Note:  This must be that – ‘America the Brave’ – thingy I keep hearing about.  You boys LOCK that evil cunt up and throw away the key!

Barack Obama, die…….te

obamaramaVerfolgte ich in den letzten Tagen den Hype um Barack Obama, so stand und steht mir immer ein riesiges Feld mit Sonnenblumen vor Augen. Tausende und Abertausende von Sonnenblumen recken ihre Köpfe der Sonne entgegen. So wie die Millionen von Menschen auf B. O. als ihren Hoffnungsträger blicken. “Yes, we can!” Das ist es, was die Menschen hören wollen! Nicht täglich irgendwelche Hiobsmeldungen und düstere Zukunftsprognosen.

Natürlich sollen die voraussehbaren Auswirkungen der Finanzmarktkrise nicht bagatellisiert oder schöngeredet werden, doch die Botschaft sollte lauten: Ja es wird schlimm werden, vielleicht schlimmer als das, was wir bisher erlebt haben und kennen. Aber lassen wir uns nicht im Vorfeld schon entmutigen, wir können es schaffen, wenn wir die Ressourcen, die in uns schlummern, mobilisieren! Wer kämpft, kann verlieren. Wer nicht kämpft, hat schon verloren (Bertold Brecht). Und nicht zu vergessen: In jeder Krise steckt auch eine neue Chance. In diesem Sinne: “Yes, we can!”

199.89.234.124 – gatekeeper2.monsanto.com

Chemically contaminated, genetically modified foods find their way onto our tables with alarming ease, despite their unknown effects upon our bodies and on the natural ecosystems that have supported us until now.

As an increasingly smaller number of corporations comes to control the production of world agriculture, the matter at stake is not only the potential health poisoning we may inflict on ourselves, but the dramatic and often irreversible crisis in which we place the welfare of thousands of farmers around the world.

The Global Facts … At Any Given Moment:

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Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.

Fact: one lonely fucker is reading this…

[You hang in there, Sunshine!]

Kudos Mr. President!?

President Barack Obama

President Barack Obama

They’re a funny lot those Americans. Even as they madly celebrate the investiture of their newly elected rock star president, it occurs to me that this is the SAME country that so eagerly followed fucktard Bush into the fire.

I’m so sick of Americans arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? They keep arming these little countries, then go and blow the shit out of them. They’re the bullies of the world. They’re like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder’s feet.

THAT is what’s wrong with amerika – CHANGE THAT !!

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Breakfast, Downtown, Fucktown

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