“I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.”
~Tai chi Taka-whatever-the-fuck
In this day and age, I really shouldn’t be surprised by the new levels of stupidity that people are capable of achieving; however, it seems that my superior cerebellum is simply far too fucking superior to register obscenely ridiculous notions.
I have recently learned, much to the great discomfort of my brain, that some fucking moron, Tai chi Taka-I-don’t-know-what-the-fuck-how-do-you-pronounce-it?, of Japan, has launched an online petition in efforts to establish the legalization of marriage between human beings and cartoon characters!
Tai chi’s goal is to present his asinine petition, which he hopes will accumulate one million signatures, to the Japanese government. I can’t even fucking believe that this nonsense has acquired more than one thousand names already.
I was further bemused by the human race when I read some of the comments made by Taichi’s supporters:
One person wrote, “For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love.”
Yet another delusional assrod wrote, “Even if she is fictional, it is still loving someone. I would like to have legal approval for this system at any cost.”
At any cost? Really???
Would you shit rainbows for the opportunity to marry your Anime slut? Oh, you can’t? And why is that? Oh. Because it is im-fucking-possible.
Fuck. I swear to Bob, if my eyes roll any fucking harder, they’re going to roll straight out of my head.
i would love to see that wedding.
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