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Archive for October, 2008

Halloween: A History Lesson

The origins of Halloween date back to the pagan Celtic Festival of Samhain, which marked the beginning of winter, the season associated with death. On October 31, it was believed that the dead returned to the Earth in spirit form. Ooooooo…Spooky.

Ancient Celts residing in modern-day Ireland, Scotland, Britain and northern France traditionally lit massive bonfires and burned their crops and sacrificed animals in efforts to ward of those spirits of evil disposition. Read the rest of this entry »

Andrea® ANSWERS: He refuses to see his daughter!

This Week’s QUESTION:

I am a 31 year old woman with an eleven year old daughter.

Recently I became involved with a young man who lives below me and just found out I am pregnant. When I told my daughter’s father about the baby he was absolutely furious and now refuses to see his daughter. When I asked him why he won’t see her he said it was because he can’t stand to look at me pregnant with another man’s child.

In the 11 years that we’ve been together he has been married twice and has five other children with three different women! I know you can’t compare the two situations but I feel horrible about hurting him like this.

How can I get him to understand that he’s the only man for me and that sleeping with this other guy didn’t mean a thing?

– Laura in Minnesota
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Chris Rock about the War on Terror

Chris Rock about the War on Terror

Mad Dogs and Postal Workers.

Here’s one for all you service industry slaves, er I mean workers, out there in employment land.

I drag my arse (that’s English for ass) out of bed at the ungodly 04:00 hour (that’s four o’clock in the morning to those of you who prefer the other clock) 5 days a week literally: come rain or shine (and every-fucking-other-weather-condition-known-to-man-in-between). Read the rest of this entry »

a call from an old friend

he said i never was his friend. no one from the tenth grade had treated him well. he was in the lifeboat that jesus provided. he was selling something. my liver has seven pockets that contain dead parasites and i need epsom salt and olive oil and grapefruit juice and i will poop pellets from my liver and i will live longer and his diabetes went away. i told him i was a confirmed athiest.

confirmed. i went to athiest class the way some folks take karate. his giggle had a hysterical quality and we said goodbye. he just wanted me to understand that he knew we were never really friends and that jesus would save me and that i needed to join the radio shack club that would dissolve the parasites in my liver.
jesus help me. i never knew.

*Hitler is Jesus* compared to Monsanto : One corporation’s attempt to take over the world

Patent for a Pig: another Monsanto horror story!

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Even the dead can’t escape foreclosure!

The sealed front door to the House of Burns Memorial Chapel in Pontiac, Mich., is seen on Friday, Oct. 24, 2008. Five bodies and the cremated remains of 22 people were removed in the wee hours Friday from the funeral home. They were delivered to the Oakland County medical examiner's office for storage around 4:30 a.m., said administrator Robert Gerds. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

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SanDisk Sansa View unboxed

Unboxing the new SanDisk Sansa View 16GB MP3 media player!

Some Sweet Violent Urge

Over the last four years the English Bard of Nay-sayage that is Punched Monkey has noticed a change in his personality. This has gotten steadily worse, especially since learning to drive and having his marriage breakdown (Monkey broke it to be fair so no whining will ensue on this topic).
I have however noticed this penchant towards intense anger and violent impatience in the general populace, not just myself, in recent times as the Inhuman Race continues it’s inevitable lurch towards it’s eventual and long overdue doom.

The people next door have two dogs. Read the rest of this entry »


If A Tree Falls lyrics

Rain forest.
Mist and mystery.
Teeming green
Green brain facing lobotomy

Climate control center for the world ! Read the rest of this entry »

Former American General Colin Powell (Republican) endorses Democrat Barack Obama for U.S. President

President Barack Obama (Powell video courtesy of NBC Meet the Press)

US President George W. Bush’s first Secretary of State, Colin Powell, has endorsed Democratic election candidate Barack Obama for the White House.

Backing Mr Obama over John McCain, the Republican Party’s choice to succeed Mr Bush in November, he said the Democrat had the “ability to inspire”.

“All Americans… not just African-Americans” would be proud of an Obama win, he argued.

[Ed. If Obama wins, will they still call it the White house?]

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ASK® Andrea – HELP! – I’m in love with his brother…

This Week’s QUESTION:

I need to get your “to the point” answer on an issue I’m having with my relationship.

I’ve had a lover for 12 years and we have a fabulous relationship. He’s awesome, adorable, very open about being gay and a great life partner. I’m also hopelessly in love with his younger brother and want to let him know how I feel about him to see if anything could develop.

What do I do?

Trey in Chicago
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Saginaw: Police arrest Michigan Man for Car Wash Vacuum Sex ?

from Strange News
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The British called – They want their guns back!

Video Clip: Part of Our Upcoming GUN Ctrl Story
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Here’s another example of the Church of Scientology’s delusions of grandeur

This is an internal Scientology propaganda video about the founding of the International Association of Scientologists, another front group.

With that kind of mindset, no wonder this space opera cult is dangerous and needs to be taken down.

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