My wife and I have been married for a few years now and we have a really good relationship. We love each other very much and the sex is great. The only issue I have with her is when we argue she tends to get a little passionate. Usually it’s a slap or a punch during our fights but lately things seem to be escalating.
Within the last year she has blackened my eye twice, bent my finger back so far she broke it, knocked out two of my teeth, and the last fight we had she actually kicked me in the privates.
We need an Adult Drunk Clown who is good at getting drunk and stupid. No need to do any clown tricks, just hang out and drink a shit load. We will be hopping around to different bars and want a clown to tag a long and drink heavely. He doesn’t even need to socialize with anyone, just drink.
the birthday is on Friday, Sept. 5th in Bucktown. Oh, did I mention that the clown needs to get shitfaced. Don’t worry, we will purchase all the drinks.
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Compensation: We will pay per hour and cover all the drinks
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I have a new essay on Sarah Palin in the current issue of Newsweek. Please forward this article as widely as you can. I ask this favor of you because I believe that the sudden proximity of Sarah Palin to the presidency is the most dangerous political development of my lifetime.
(Methinks Sam is feeling a LOT like Matt Damon; “she’s going to have the nuclear codes!”)
Also, please understand that I have not approached this from a partisan point of view. I recognize that there are legitimate arguments to be had between Republicans and Democrats with respect to foreign policy, homeland security, the economy, etc. Intelligent people can surely disagree about the relative merits of John McCain and Barack Obama. There is no legitimate perspective, however, from which the prospect of a Palin administration is anything but terrifying.
Although Monsanto presents itself as converted to the virtues of sustainable development, behind the mask of an exemplary company, its history is full of worrying episodes that indicate a desire for market supremacy threatening food safety and the ecological balance of the planet.
One corporation’s attempt to take over the world
Monsanto is the world leader in genetically modified organisms (GMOs), as well as one of the most controversial corporations in industrial history.
This century-old empire has created some of the most toxic products ever sold, including polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) and the herbicide Agent Orange.
Based on a painstaking investigation, the newly released documentary film – “The World According to Monsanto” puts together the pieces of the company’s history, calling on hitherto unpublished documents and numerous first-hand accounts.
WE RECEIVED THIS REQUEST FOR YOUR HELP: Recruiting Station is Located in Los Angeles California, U.S.A.
ACTIVISTS – motivated by the fervent desire to not have a President or VP who will make things a lot worse at home and abroad, a group of likewise motivated people, are shooting a piece of tragicomic anti-Palin propaganda which we hope will end up circling the net a billion times and influencing someone who would otherwise not have voted Democrat to get it together on November 4.Read the rest of this entry »
Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life.
When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. Read the rest of this entry »
The International Day of Peace is on September 21st of each year and calls for a full day of peace and ceasefire throughout the world.
In this event, the “Peace Bell” is rung at UN Headquarters. The bell is cast from coins donated by children on all continents, and considered a symbol of global solidarity. It was given as a gift by Japan, and is referred to as “a reminder of the human cost of war.” The inscription on its side reads: “Long live absolute world peace.”[1]
Observance of the annual International Day of Peace is widespread across the globe. Celebrations now take place in every country.
An Australian company on Thursday launched a free tool it says offers web browsers a world-first opportunity to view the Internet in 3 dimensions.
Melbourne-based ExitReality said its application allows users to turn any regular website into a 3D virtual environment, where an avatar representing them can walk around and meet other browsers viewing the same website.
ExitReality is an exciting new social media platform that aims to improve your online experience with an enhanced 3D, multi-user, immersive messaging environment.
One night at a San Francisco Marina a woman named Olga spoke to a man for about 2 minutes, who called himself Dimitri. She gave him her business card with her phone number on it and said “call me.” Dimitri left the following two messages:
You’re gonna have to play this THREE times to believe it! – ALSO, please don’t forget to fill out the polls! Read the rest of this entry »
Okay. Here’s the deal. Sarah Palin’s e-mail wasn’t hacked by some uber brillant hacker. It was hacked by some dude who managed to figure out how to get in to her e-mail after a few seconds of using Google. So he’s hardly a criminal mastermind by any stretch of the imagination. Read the rest of this entry »
"The greatest evil is not done in those sordid dens of evil that Dickens loved to paint ... but is conceived and ordered ( moved, seconded carried and minuted ) in clear, carpeted, warmed, well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voices"
-- C.S. Lewis [1898-1963]
from The Screwtape Letters
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