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Archive for February, 2008

Python eats Australian family dog!

lunch.jpgBRISBANE, Australia (AP) — A 16-foot python stalked a family dog for days before swallowing the pet whole in front of horrified children in the Australian tropics, animal experts said Wednesday.

The boy and girl, ages 5 and 7, watched as the scrub python devoured their silky terrier-Chihuahua crossbreed Monday at their home near Kuranda in Queensland state.

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Homophobosphere

RIP Heath Ledger An environment created by anti-gay postings on Internet blogs that spreads hate, produces fear, and is still protected by free speech


Why american athletes cannot hold real jobs

cheerleaders.jpgNew Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”

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The “Other Oscar®

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AFTERMATH Newz

Kidneys ‘removed from poor Indians at gunpoint’

By Andrew Buncombe in Delhi Tuesday, 29 January

kidney.jpgPolice at India’s airports are on the alert for a doctor accused of masterminding an illegal organ transplant ring that harvested more than 500 kidneys from itinerant labourers for wealthy patients. Some donors say they were tricked into taking part and forced at gunpoint to have the operation.

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Why does AT&T want to know what you’re downloading?

A baffling proposal to filter the Internet


Illustration by Mark Alan Stamaty. Click image to expand.Chances are that as you read this article, it is passing over part of AT&T’s network. That matters, because last week AT&T announced that it is seriously considering plans to examine all the traffic it carries for potential violations of U.S. intellectual property laws. The prospect of AT&T, already accused of spying on our telephone calls, now scanning every e-mail and download for outlawed content is way too totalitarian for my tastes.

Big Brother Breathes…

But the bizarre twist is that the proposal is such a bad idea that it would be not just a disservice to the public but probably a disaster for AT&T itself.

If I were a shareholder, I’d want to know one thing: Has AT&T, after 122 years in business, simply lost its mind?No one knows exactly what AT&T is proposing to build. But if the company means what it says, we’re looking at the beginnings of a private police state. That may sound like hyperbole, but what else do you call a system designed to monitor millions of people’s Internet consumption? That’s not just Orwellian; that’s Orwell.
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USA-193 Space Weapons Attack

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I want to fuck a skanky Republican chick

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Mr. Ann Coulter

I want to fuck a peroxide-blonde richbitch daddy’s girl. I want to fuck a hotter, younger, stupider (if possible) version of Ann Coulter. You preferably grew up on Mercer Island and had your 16th birthday shown on “My Super Sweet 16.” It’s okay if you’re only a republican because your parents are and you don’t even know how many houses Congress has. At the very least I want to fuck a girl who wears a cross and thinks the Iraq War is a great idea.

I’m am a skinny-jean wearing hipster who goes to Evergreen, supports Dennis Kucinich and only listens to mix tapes of obscure 70’s pop.
I am sick of cool, interesting girls who are more likely to make out with other girls than me.

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Comments from COACH Class!

“A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. “Hear that?” you say. “That’s dynamite, baby.”

dynamite.jpg(THIS Listener is NOT from OUR show audience!)

BLOOD MOON!!

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Total Lunar Eclipse Tonight
By Robert Roy Britt
Senior Science Writer
posted: 20 February 2008
08:25 am ET

A total eclipse of the moon tonight is expected to delight skywatchers across the United States and much of the world.

It will be the last total lunar eclipse until 2010.

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Melon Luv

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Overweight, flaccid married man on the prowl…

Yep, my husband, for the third time, is prowling the intertubes looking for some half-blind, brain dead female to tell him he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. He needs to hear this every day – especially when he’s sitting in his recliner for the 16th consecutive hour watching the Sci-Fi channel with the remote in one hand and a bag of Chips Read the rest of this entry »

THE deepest Love Song… ever.

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RANT! Goddamnit…

djmoose-avatar.jpgOkay…I feel the need to rant about something that’s been pissing me off. And those of you who know me best realize that I have not pet peeves, but major psychotic fuckin hatreds (Thanks to George Carlin for that quote.)

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“I have 3 kids and no money. Why can’t I have 3 money and no kids?    – Homer Simpson

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